Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

shattoo

A permanent brown ring around one's asshole gradually developed from lack of proper hygiene after taking shits.

The best way to prevent the acquisition of a shattoo is to use a bidet regularly - toilet paper alone will only rub the shit pigments into the skin surrounding the anus.

by I am Doktor Penisbutt November 11, 2012

Schutt Butt

A butt crack that has been glued shut with loads of dried semen.

The feeling is similar to the feeling your eyes have when you get pink eye, except in your booty hole. A warm wash cloth will often help soften the semen to open the anus for use again.

That man got raped at the gay bar and his schutt butt is so bad he is crying.

I can't take a shit until I clear up this schutt butt.

by TheRealestAsian February 5, 2017

Scutt

A person who is into cougars and has quite possibly the worst bowl cut in humanity. Any Scutt person can have some attraction to men and has dealt with incest fantasies in the past. Scutt's are also scabs, they will scab your money so they can pay for a new chop at a barber rather than a bowl.

Hey, look it's a Scutt, that chop is worse than my first pubic trim, gruesome and fowl, absolute faggot

by KuntPunt69 April 18, 2023

butt scuttling

when two people race each other around a defined object. the participants race by sitting on their butts, using only their feet to drag themselves forward.

when i walked in, i saw two guys sliding around on their butts as if they had worms. turns out they were actually "butt scuttling".

by ultra peepee January 1, 2011

shuttle docking

when you take a shit, freeze it, and then use it as a poo-dildo.

Me: The other night we were so wasted, this chick shuttle docked herself.

My Friend: What is shuttle docking?

Me: When you freeze your shit and pleasure yourself with it.

by Dirtanian September 18, 2008

scutter

Derived from the program Red Dwarf. A scutter is the hoover that comes out at night to clean the ship. This was then used to describe the people of portsmouth. scutters crawl the streets at night picking up crap of the kerb.

Used as an adjective to describe a mush from pompey "scutter"

by onemadeye May 20, 2005