Shrimp Job 

When a girl (or guy) gives a blowjob to a person with a smaller than average dick. Or in other terms, a”micro penis”.

That dude’s dick is so small, girls give him shrimp jobs instead of blow jobs!

Shrimp Job by barcc September 24, 2023

shrimp dick fuck nugget 

A shrimp dick fuck nugget breeds only once in its life it also has a second rare name it is "hex" please follow my Twitter krazykyle132 for more info on "hex" and watch my YouTube channel krazykyle132 and sub and watch me on 50 first dates... I'm not there but meh... Anyways the hex IS A DOUCHE and smells like my BO + baby's breath thank you goodbye

Hex FUCK YOU! Or shrimp dick fuck nugget FUCK YOU!

shrimp dick fuck nugget by Hex... Duh October 13, 2015

Shrimp dick fuck nugget 

A shrimp dick fuck nugget is a rare breed of "douche" another name for it is "hex" they are homosexual creatures that I've studied for 23 minutes I Skyped one and I regret life, luckily I out douched it with my douchyness and yeah rape one today!

FUCK YOU HEX! Or FUCK YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGET!

Shrimp dick fuck nugget by Hex... Duh October 13, 2015

shrimp weed 

weed made to look like shrimp paste

smoke it its taste just like shrimp

shrimp weed by PlayDohMan July 23, 2004

Shrimp mac and cheese

By far the most garlic saturated food ever... not even kidding.

His breath was so heinous he must have just had shrimp mac and cheese!

Shrimp mac and cheese by bobbyboy3 October 18, 2008

shrimp daddy 

da sassiest bitch on da block, gurl.

be a peaceful person or she will kill you with her eyeliner and fake eyelashes ok bye

tweeter 1: ugh fuck dat ho, shrimp daddy!!!!!
tweeter 2: u better not say dat gurl she will stab you with her fake eyelashes
shrimp daddy: ya bitchez

shrimp daddy by da secret garden November 8, 2012

shrimp vindaloo 

The smell of an East Indian girl's vagina

I had to break up with Arpuna because my nose couldn't handle her shrimp vindaloo.

shrimp vindaloo by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013