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Shower Quack

When a fart is conducted in the shower and the water running over the anus makes it sound like a duck quacking.
Friend 1: "I farted in the shower earlier and it sounded like Donald Duck laughing."

Friend 2: "SHOWER QUACK!"
by Unwept, the Lone Magpie March 23, 2012
mugGet the Shower Quackmug.

Roamck Shower

When you masturbate in the shower while music is playing, mostly likely Roamck.
*Mudsuck playing from a distance with sounds of running water overlayed* Dude, I think your roommate is taking a Roamck Shower.”
by Jotacock November 29, 2022
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shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER
"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."
by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016
mugGet the shower penismug.

shag shower

A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.
I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.
by stevejay October 28, 2010
mugGet the shag showermug.

Cock Shower

Yo, the Jonas Brothers totally take cock showers everyday.
by AreTooDeTo October 18, 2008
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Rape Shower

The act of showering or bathing following a particularly traumatic event in an attempt to wash away all physical and emotional traces of the horror just experienced. Typically effected in a foetal position, huddled in a corner of the shower stall, whilst weeping and limply rubbing a bar of soap over one's body as the scalding hot water mixes with the tears running down one's cheeks.
I'm not saying that this is the absolute goddam f***ing worst job I've ever had in my life, but the first thing I'm doing after I quit is go home to take a rape shower.
by pchr100 December 4, 2010
mugGet the Rape Showermug.

table shower

Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts
Nearly all asian massage parlors now offer the table shower, you can have yours before or after the massage and if you are man enough you can have two happy endings
by Asian Lover & AMP expert September 18, 2007
mugGet the table showermug.

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