Shardio

When a person is starting while running to the bathroom. Cardio and shafting combined.

Jane: how’s it going?
Robert: good but I’m gonna go do some shardio! Talk to you later!

by Jeanlouisefinch123 January 27, 2019

seerden

Seerden is a term coming from a very strong family specially known for the males having strong large penises. Also known for their extreme attractiveness and incredible sexual behavior.

“OMG my boyfriend is sooo good in bed”
“Is he a Seerden”

“YES”

by Jessica Fray February 28, 2019

Shardé Wilson

Shardé Wilson is the hottest bitch you will ever meet. She is most definitely bilingual, looks like a mixture of cardi b and Billie eilish. She is the realest friend a girlfriend you’ll ever find. She a cutie with a booty and you best wife her up fasttt

“Dude you know that Shardé Wilson chick”

“😂😂 it’s said sharday not sharade”

by hotbbyg May 1, 2019

Shard jap

Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.

1:

Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*

Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!

by KablePosa April 22, 2019

Sharde Wilson

Sharde is a kinky girl, she is from darwin and has had sexual intercourse with many guys (who are much older). Don't mess with Sharde otherwise, she will uppercut you haha. Poor zef. GO BORRIS

dude 1: wow Sharde Wilson is so hot id tap that

dude 2: nah mate she is with zef
dude 3: bruh i already tapped that
dude 4: poor zef

by daddychickennugget96 October 29, 2019

shard

The action of shitting while farting.

I sharded on my mate last night.

by Big Sharder March 18, 2020

Shardashian

Term used for a high class meth whore. It's a upgrade of the term "shardbarbie".

Let's go to the trailer park tonight so I can go fuck me a shardashian.

by Kisor1992 May 2, 2020