Shaffner

an intelligent individual.

That shaffner really knows what he is talking about.

by Katiemichellelove March 24, 2008

top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.

You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.

by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008

Top shelf

High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.

Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.


person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!

person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.

by Gary October 21, 2004

sheffield wednesday band

Bunch of sad acts who expect people should offer their rickets to the band for nothing, just so the band can help make them boring bastard wedmesday fans sing a little!

Fucking hell, what are those sad bastards doing now, don't they realise the blades are kicking their arses 3 nil?

by crazy joe August 10, 2004

Sheffield Shagpile

You and your partner dabble in a spot of anal, only for the receiving party to let rip and spray shit all over the giver.

The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.

Oli had a bad curry and whilst mid throws with Ben and farted. Ben was covered in shit and threw up in Oli's hair, and they had a Sheffield Shagpile on their hands. Not sure if Oli then partook in a Sheffield SickPie.

by KJK72 July 31, 2008

Shelf Life

When a girl got a bodonkadonk adonk big enough to put a book on it. Hence, the booty becomes a shelf and can last a lifetime

Adia's booty just keeps on growing. She got that shelf life. Good for the bedroom boom.

by Squeezy Peezy December 14, 2011

top shelf

In hockey, the top area of the net.

Cloutier dived for a pad save but Calgary scored on the top shelf.

by Molasses July 3, 2004