sheagay

1.Professional "Tumdangler" that only enjoys gentlemens' company.

2.Douche-bag

3.Man-toucher and machine "oiler"

4.Brutus the Buckeye butt buddy.

What the fuck, sheagay?! Get the fuck off of me.

Jacob is such a Sheagay, he wanted to tumdangle James Bond.

Sheagay, why do you have lube and a picture of Troy Smith?

Um, no Sheagay, that is a retarded idea, my pants stay on tonight.

by Jrobthecockslober July 4, 2007

Shearing

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.

I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.

by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013

Fletcher Shears

drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.

y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."

by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018

Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.

"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"

by Big Jock August 24, 2007

cock sheath

1. A derogatory term used to describe a woman of loose morals and a loose vagina.

That cock sheath just told me to go fuck myself! I'm a kill that bitch.

by Travis S November 11, 2005

sheater

sheater:- means shit eater. Someone who eats "shit"
You see a shit. You pick it up. You put it in your mouth. You chew it. You swallow it. You throw it back up.

Yo ma is a sheater!! She eats shit!

by Adam Grant May 18, 2008

shear

A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.

Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!

by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004