friend shaped

an affectionate way of describing a fat person. cute and huggable.

"Im fat"
"no, you're friend shaped."

by redderumbrellas June 1, 2020

shaletchy

Someone who is more than shallow or sketchy. They are shaletchy.

Jack is sooo shaletchy.
Stop being shaletchy.
You shaletchy freak named Jack.

by Shaletchy Lover April 26, 2009

Shable

A food product that doesn't go bad - it is "shelf stable"

Grocery store manager: "Just put those pies over there. They don't need to be refrigerated because they are shable. They'll last for a while."

by Etobijo April 1, 2010

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

shale

Teh 1337 fat guy...............

your so fat shale...............

by shale May 9, 2005

shample

to fuck a girl, when you want

Yo i shampled that bitch last nite.
I neeed to get some shampole tonite.

by Ghost aka Fantasma December 8, 2005

heart shaped glasses

1.) a guy who has a funny shaped dick
2.) sunglasses shaped like hearts that lolita's wear

OMG, my boyfriend has a funny shaped dick, thats so heart shaped glasses

I wear heart shaped glasses in bed for my 50 yr old boyfriend

by ely67 December 2, 2007