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Jar of Shame

Jarius Shameus, also known as Conus Humilitus, is a jar that demands payment every time you fail. This payment may be made out in money, cookies, anything you find pleasant.
Fuckin Jar of Shame took my last free dollar. I need to do my damn homework every once in a while.
by Rebexxa October 28, 2010
mugGet the Jar of Shamemug.

Shameful Bidet

When you have no toilet paper, so you clean your dirty ass in the shower.
Man, because of the toilet paper shortage as a result of Coronavirus, I've had to shameful bidet every day!
by handerson1 March 15, 2020
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Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm
Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.
by SerialMind July 25, 2014
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Bloody shame

A Bloody Mary with no alcohol.

While working as a Bartender in 1973 I was mixing a "Virgin Mary" Cocktail. An Englishman friend was watching me and asked what was I making? I told him it was a "Bloody Mary" but with no alcohol (Vodka) which is called a "Virgin Mary". To that he said, " A Bloody Mary with 'no Alcohol', sounds more like a 'Bloody Shame' to me!" From that day forward, I started calling it a "Bloody Shame" instead of "Virgin Mary" (Which I call sacrilegious and Blasphemy). Wherever I go I call it "Bloody Shame" instead. IT's catching on!!!
Bartender, I'd like a Bloody Shame please!
by Crazy Louie November 25, 2021
mugGet the Bloody shamemug.

Booze-shaming

When pussy ass bitches who can't drink as much as you can start to talk shit about your awesome drinking skills
"Bro, you drink too much booze for a normal human; I'm booze-shaming you."
by Colonel D March 22, 2017
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The Poop Of Shame

A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.
After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.
by Local Twink January 1, 2023
mugGet the The Poop Of Shamemug.

dick shame

Relevant to "body shame" to pre-judge someone regarding your thoughts of their dick size.
John was at basketball practice, wearing his grey sweat pants. The girls watching were dick shaming him. Embarrassing him in front of the whole crew making jokes and saying "don't bother waisting time, looks like all balls no dick" {dick shame}
by Crens2 April 21, 2018
mugGet the dick shamemug.

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