slang for self-stimulation; acronym for Stay Home And Masturbate; generally used as an excuse when one does not want to participate in social activities/events. Can also be used to as a synonym for masturbation, regardless of whether or not the subject actually stayed home.
"Hey Nadia, we're going to Shenanigans tonight, you coming?"
"Nah, I'm not really feeling it tonight. Think I'm just gonna sham."
"That sext you sent me was so hot that I just had to sham."
"I shammed last night."
"Nah, I'm not really feeling it tonight. Think I'm just gonna sham."
"That sext you sent me was so hot that I just had to sham."
"I shammed last night."
by dra1nbead December 15, 2014
Get the shammug. by Blam Shark February 11, 2017
Get the Shamsmug. A reliable, dependable and trustworthy person from Ballyshannon, Co. Donegal, Ireland. Somebody who can help you out in a pinch.
Typically seen driving a Toyota Corolla, VW Golf, or if the Sham is wealthy enough a Honda Civic or Subaru Impreza though this is not always the case.
A Sham will always get their round at the pub, have a spare lighter and offer a smoke before you even have to ask.
Some may earn the title of a "Real Sham".
A Real Sham is for those who have gone to help a community out at the car boot sale, if you're stuck for a gaff for the nite (a home or place to sleep) and would be your best man at a wedding and actually organise a proper stag night
Other titles such as a "Sly Sham" would be able to jerryrig your car to pass an NCT (Annual vehicle safety test). Set you up with recreational substances and will never rat you to the Gardai (Police).
Shams are often the victim or target of Knackers (Troublemakers who are untrustworthy).
It's important to keep your Sham safe and well looked after.
Typically seen driving a Toyota Corolla, VW Golf, or if the Sham is wealthy enough a Honda Civic or Subaru Impreza though this is not always the case.
A Sham will always get their round at the pub, have a spare lighter and offer a smoke before you even have to ask.
Some may earn the title of a "Real Sham".
A Real Sham is for those who have gone to help a community out at the car boot sale, if you're stuck for a gaff for the nite (a home or place to sleep) and would be your best man at a wedding and actually organise a proper stag night
Other titles such as a "Sly Sham" would be able to jerryrig your car to pass an NCT (Annual vehicle safety test). Set you up with recreational substances and will never rat you to the Gardai (Police).
Shams are often the victim or target of Knackers (Troublemakers who are untrustworthy).
It's important to keep your Sham safe and well looked after.
1. Well Sham, what's the craic?
2. Fuck all, just helped Padraig turn off the hydraulics for the NCT.
1. Jesus you're some Sly Sham hi, you wouldn't have a light would ye?
2. Aw I've a spare clipper mate if you're stuck, I grabbed an extra at the vape shop yesterday.
1. Absolute legend you are a Real Sham.
2. Fuck all, just helped Padraig turn off the hydraulics for the NCT.
1. Jesus you're some Sly Sham hi, you wouldn't have a light would ye?
2. Aw I've a spare clipper mate if you're stuck, I grabbed an extra at the vape shop yesterday.
1. Absolute legend you are a Real Sham.
by Harpsichord June 9, 2025
Get the Shammug. Irish slang for a person
Multiple usages:
1. Similar to the word bruh usually affixed to end of sentences
2. To refer to a group of young people (13-15) who think they are cool
Multiple usages:
1. Similar to the word bruh usually affixed to end of sentences
2. To refer to a group of young people (13-15) who think they are cool
by htrecorder96 October 10, 2019
Get the Shammug. A young rich person who , never quits or back downs on nothing, he/she might not be the best boy/girlfriend you'll ever have ,
But he/she is surely the most powerful one .
But he/she is surely the most powerful one .
Sham is here . Sham is here !
by Sh5:2k April 18, 2018
Get the Shammug. Shams is Arabic Girl name which means - "Sun; Feminine Gender of the Sun"
According to the numerology value 6, Shams is Responsible, protective, nurtuhring, balance,, friendly, excellent relation builder, excellent parent, generous and sincere.
Name Shams is very sentimental. Shams often contributes big time when in a relationship. Shams is responsible and believe in helping people whole-heartedly. Shams is always willing to listen to friends' problems and helping them whenever the need be.
Shams can do anything to express love for family. Responsibility, kindness, selflessness, empathy, and loyalty are the wonderful qualities of Shams. Shams can handle everything with perfection and is very trustworthy.
People with name Shams are quite hardworking. They have great thinking so person in front gets attracted towards them.
In every case, it is in their habit to work very thoughtfully. They do not like sharing public affairs with anyone and sometimes their style of interaction spoils their image. They are very serious in the matter of love, they take steps after thinking. They are shy in love .
According to the numerology value 6, Shams is Responsible, protective, nurtuhring, balance,, friendly, excellent relation builder, excellent parent, generous and sincere.
Name Shams is very sentimental. Shams often contributes big time when in a relationship. Shams is responsible and believe in helping people whole-heartedly. Shams is always willing to listen to friends' problems and helping them whenever the need be.
Shams can do anything to express love for family. Responsibility, kindness, selflessness, empathy, and loyalty are the wonderful qualities of Shams. Shams can handle everything with perfection and is very trustworthy.
People with name Shams are quite hardworking. They have great thinking so person in front gets attracted towards them.
In every case, it is in their habit to work very thoughtfully. They do not like sharing public affairs with anyone and sometimes their style of interaction spoils their image. They are very serious in the matter of love, they take steps after thinking. They are shy in love .
by Arabian_Princess November 23, 2021
Get the Shamsmug. A shams is a very kind person, that will never admit to playing games. A shams has very weird hair (usually long and curly). A shams will always laugh to any joke and, will always deny being trash at Fortnite even tho everyone can beat him in their sleep even a 6 year old. In short a shams is a hobbit that spends 18 hours a day playing video games with a Costco jumbo size bag of buttered croissants and a 4 litre jug of milk next to him at all times.
by Seals-deals-army’s-4real March 29, 2021
Get the Shamsmug.