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shade assassin

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Meaning one: Kenya Moore from the real housewives of Atlanta

Meaning two: someone so good at shade that it’s impossible to get shaded back
Example one sentence: doesn’t this bitch know that I’m the shade assassin

Example two: she’s literally a shade assassin no matter what she says I can never get her with a good comeback
by I’m winning December 4, 2021
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Shade

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?I always get shade from that store
I always get shade from the cops
by anonymous May 5, 2022
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Throw shade day

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Throw shade day is on may 16th. On throw shade day you post hella shade on your story
"Some mfs is hella ugly, yes this is about you" stuff like this should be posted on throw shade day
by Chey2lit May 16, 2022
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Brandon Shade

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Brandon shade is a athletic freak dunking at the age of 13 stands at 5’10 and only in the 8th grade!
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
Brandon Shade is a tall athletic guy
by Big meat B March 2, 2023
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shade-y

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racism by way of continuing to work on mostly or all-White teams; particularly relevant to creative & casting teams
"let me know if they're being shade-y at auditions for Beauty and the Beast... they better not use "but they were French" as an excuse to only call back the White girls!"

"Psh, they really said "sassy best friend from across the tracks" in the character breakdown. Shade-y."
by SusanGreg March 7, 2023
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Shade Tree Mechanic

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An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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Eye Shade

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A person with a forehead so massive that it goes forward, creating a shade for the eyes.
"Look at the size of her forehead!"
"What an eye shade."
by ilovewikipedia August 9, 2024
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