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Seal

1. A seal is basically a girl/guy (or even an item) that you can't have in the sense that she/he/it can never be yours.

Being a seal is relative since your seal probably hooks with people (who you probably hate for this fact) and is therefore not a seal to them.

This definition of seal comes from the person's likeness to the animal: the fact that they're so cute/hot/desirable that you want them but you also simultaneously want to club over the head (like with baby seals) because you can never have them.

2. Also, this can be used as a suffix or modifier to names to disguise the fact that you are talking about someone in the same room. Usually that person is a seal by the above definition as well before 'seal' is used to modify their name.
1.
Guy 1 (frustrated): "Man! There are so many seals in this bar tonight!!"

Guy 2: "Yeah I know... I just wanna club them over the head so no one else can have them..."

OR

Guy 1: "Who's that cute girl by the bar?"
Guy 2: " Hmm I don't know her name but she's definitely a baby seal."

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2.
Elsa = Anagram Seal (because the name is an anagram of the word seal)

Stephanie = Stepha-Seal
by TwoPair July 6, 2009
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poppin seals

1.openin a new beer, tilt, or drink

2.openin sumthin brand new and expensive
We gon be poppin seals all night at my place.
by Diesel, AKFA forever September 29, 2007
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baby seal

If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.
The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.
by Kafeithekeaton April 19, 2006
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seal team 69

When 2 lovers are engaged in "69" fornication the top partner pisses into the bottom partners mouth to "waterboard" them for information
I Seal Team 69'ed Sharon last night til she told me where she hid the Oreos.
by Seal Team 69 March 13, 2018
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Navy Sealed

A three point shot by an NBA star such as Brian Scalabrine that is very far away and wins the game.

Comes from a long range snipe like the one shot to Osama Bin Laden head and to seal the game.
Announcer: Derrick Rose dribbles the ball, dishes it to Scalabrine, he shoots
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Announcer: It is in! Scalabrine just Navy Sealed it!
by Kingofthenorth16 June 29, 2011
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The Seal

When he is lying on his stomach and you kiss softly down his back, then as you work your way down, you fist his asshole and the other girl who happens to be there watching slaps him in the face with a fish as he says “aurghh!”
Girl1: Last night when my man asked for a threesome, we gave him the seal instead!!
Girl2: oh no you didn't!!
by Rednikster April 14, 2016
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forest segal

One of the best wrestling journalists of all time. Multiple award winner for wrestling coverage and the man who always seems to know what's happening with wrestling before it airs. The most trusted source for wrestling news bar none.
Forest Segal has correctly predicted every WWE PPV since Wrestlemania XXX
by Joey Numbers TN April 17, 2016
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