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Samantha

Either blonde, lesbian, or both. Always thinks someones saying Sam cause it rhymes with everything. Doesn't like being called Samantha cause it feels like shes in trouble. Don't hug her unless you wanna be in pain because a skeleton weighs more then her. If she likes you, your new middle name is Grace-LaBertha. She's the type that would slip on a grape and fall in the trash and then pretend like it didn't happen. Always has a stuffy nose and one watering eye, possibly from someone farting on her pillow. Missing a front tooth from biting a faulty burrito. Way too honest. Father disowned her cause she thinks she's black. Hasn't aged in ten years. Her hairs been tied up her entire life. Wears way too much eye liner. Only wears sweats so she looks like a homeless person but nobody will give her money. Burps louder then any man and never says excuse me. One classy girl.
Friend: *Farts on Samanthas pillow everytime she leaves the room*
Samantha: "Omg I think I have pink eye".

Annoying Person: "Hey, hows it going Sam I am?!"
Samantha: *Annoyed*

Samantha: "Did someone say my name?"
Person: "I said ham".

Significant Other: "...Samantha?"
Samantha: Don't ever call me that again!!

Samantha: "Did you say Sam or damn?"
by Samma ramma ding dong November 6, 2019
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Samantha

A self-absorbed slut who doesn't even remember her old true friends. She only became a skank when she got into high school. Probably not a virgin, but you can never tell because whores don't kiss and tell. Her vagina is so loose she duct tapes it shut. She acts innocent, but she is the mastermind for Slore Inc.
Guy 1:Oh my god! Have you seen Samantha ever since she left?
Guy 2: Yeah, I fucked her last night!
by YourAssIsMine February 27, 2013
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Samantha

A fat, black haired fucking cunt, and that's being nice. She is the biggest liar and a abolsulte hippocrite. She is quick to turn on anyone of her friends If they make even one basic mistake even though she has made so many worse ones. is a trickster and pretends to really care about you, but in reality just uses you for whatever she wants. An absolute attention whore as well, will never stop loudly talking to someone and will try to be as obnoxious as she can. DO NOT fall under a Samantha's spell, for they are not who they say they are.
Wow, Samantha just left me even tho I commuted so much of my life to her.
by A realist, not an idiot November 30, 2017
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Samantha

A total B.
Omg gurl have you seen samantha?! She is SUCH a B!! I hate her SO much.
by NarrowArrow23 January 23, 2018
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Samantha

Is very sexual with people but mostly the same gender shes very quiet and hides everything from her friends and only tells her closes ones everything about her it takes her a while to get close to people so if she close to you she loves you and wants to be your friend or her experiment she is not really that loyal only with people she looks at a lot she may say she’s straight but she’s not you can tell after you to know her shes never telling the trut
Samantha came to my house and gave a nice blow jib
by Depressed kid who hates life November 19, 2018
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Samantha

An Asian girl with a white girl's name. She likes Syfy and asking questions that make you question your existence.
"What if we're all robots?"
"Too deep, you sound like a Samantha"
by azotarme papí July 15, 2017
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Samantha

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is trustworthy , kind, gorgeous and makes the best friend. She is so compassionate of others feelings and would never do anything to hurt others She is drop-dead gorgeous, but not conceited. She usually has long blond silky hair and big beautiful warm hazel eyes. Her looks match her personality....she is so magnetic!

She is in great shape and always put together perfectly! She is so compassionate to others and always tries to make someone smile. She is a genuinely sweet girl who kinda talks bad about anyone. Anyone who speaks bad of a Samantha is usually just jealous of her because she has everything they want but don't have!

Samantha's are extremely confident and can stand on their own. They light up a room by simply walking in. They always make others feel good. They are immune to negativity so haters, don't waste your energy on Samantha...her self-esteem will always outshine you!

Samantha's are highly intelligent and will accomplish so much in life! They will be very successful in anything they do. That is because they have priorities in life and know what's important. They put education first, because that is what makes you a better person.

Samantha's make the best friends and family! If you're friends with a Samantha in life ,you should consider yourself very very lucky. Samantha is the sweetest kindest and most beautiful person you will ever know.

If you stab a Samantha in the back, your life, is OVER.
Samantha is so beautiful! I wanna be hot just like her.
by eatbella829 March 26, 2020
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