It’s a mix of Jacob sartorius and sluts, this word is for people who are above and beyond saltiness.
by Canigetahooiyahbaby November 2, 2018
Get the Salty slutoriousmug. Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"
Guy 2: "No you didn't!"
Guy 2: "No you didn't!"
by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018
Get the Salty Parachutemug. by butterone78 August 23, 2019
Get the Alex Is Saltymug. The ultimate dis track about SYNing
Grack: "Ayo lily this kid tried to steal all my lightbulbs, he tried to suck em"
Lily: "He must be still salty"
Kaity:"He thought he was lil Huddy or something"
Lily: "He must be still salty"
Kaity:"He thought he was lil Huddy or something"
by Your Granny Tranny xoxo August 5, 2020
Get the Still Saltymug. A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.
This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.
This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.
"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."
"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."
"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"
"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."
"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"
by Kevike May 1, 2009
Get the Salty Monoclemug. a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio
she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty Chicharon...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"
by Dr. Awesome PhD February 27, 2011
Get the Salty Chicharonmug. Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.
Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.
by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018
Get the Salty Blowholemug.