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hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone is not quite in your reach and out of your grasp,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to reach that person or thing.hi
that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.
by runthesun July 3, 2017
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dry stretch

the patch of cum that stays on the skin for a long period of time either after a man ejaculates on himself or someoine else, which causes it to dry. once the skin is stretched out, you can feel the skeet pulling the skin.
After having sex with my girlfriend, I skeeted on her but waited too long to help her wipe up. It dried up so when she went to get up, it created a dry stretch. She wasn't too thrilled.
by NoPantsCass May 14, 2011
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Stretch

When a person takes a nap or has a overly long morning wake up routine to focus on the day ahead.
"I'm just having a stretch"
by Youngmadhatter November 9, 2025
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Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.
Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!
by freshnessallthetime June 1, 2011
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shift and stretch

An inside joke between me and my best friend, Ariel. Its when your sitting down and you become aroused, you shift your body around a bit and stretch your arms over your head. If anyone else knows whatever the Hell your doing, smile evilly!
*Sees Benji and Joel close*...*shift stretch*
by Guitarded Me January 14, 2004
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Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.
Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.
by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020
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Stretch Nuts

Shaggy 2 dope's alias. Stretchy nuts
by KasIsAss April 16, 2024
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