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stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.
Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
by von groovy June 26, 2024
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Stretched Abbreviation

A term or phrase created by expanding an abbreviation beyond its typical shortened form, often for the purpose of creating a more playful, casual, or approachable tone.
Why say "details" when the Stretched Abbreviation "deets" is more efficient?
by nexzed August 6, 2024
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Stretching

Stretching is a slang term that is...
Stretching is a term that is commonly used to describe someone who is more endowed and experienced extended and flexed to improve with sexual activity:

* Not seen as cheating if you go back to your beta

* Hooking up instead of going to the gym

* Hooking up with an alpha then go back to your beta

* Wanting something different than the man at home; bigger
"After ladies night before the she saw her husband she had a nice stretching session." "I going to have a nice stretching, at the party"
by Thinking man Balthasar August 9, 2024
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ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.
bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!
by kornball May 14, 2025
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World’s Greatest Stretch

A dynamic full-body mobility exercise that combines a deep lunge, thoracic spine rotation, and hamstring stretch to improve flexibility, joint mobility, and muscular activation across the hips, spine, hamstrings, and shoulders. Commonly used as a warm-up drill in athletic and general fitness settings. Made popular by Dr. Aaron Horschig of Squat University.
Before squatting, I always do the World’s Greatest Stretch to open up my hips and thoracic spine.
by ElzearYoung June 5, 2025
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Stretch Nuts

Shaggy 2 dope's alias. Stretchy nuts
by KasIsAss April 16, 2024
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7th inning stretch

She:Are we done?
He: No, it’s just the 7th inning stretch
by Sir Osiss of Liver March 8, 2024
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