Steaming Klingon

A sex act that is performed by:

First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.

That's the last time I ever get drunk with John. I passed out by the toilet, and he tried to give me a Steaming Klingon.

by The Sea Bass October 29, 2006

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steaming pile of cock

This is when someone is tricked into looking at anothers large flacid cock and balls in a cold environment. The owner of the pile of cock must first engage in a physical activity to ensure that his cock and balls are hot sweaty and steaming. This can be achieved by playing table tennis with a few friends.

I was tricked into coming into the meat freezer when I was met by a huge steaming pile of cock.

by Da Sak September 8, 2006

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Sterling

The act of masturbating.

Man, I can't wait until I get home. I'm gonna' start Sterling!

by Jimmy F May 23, 2006

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sterling heights

a DETROIT suburb, collecting all the ghetto's overflow( similiar to Oak Park, Hazel Park, South Warren.) also known as San Quentin(do to its massive segrgation among blacks whites and immigrants), Saudi Heights, or the Sandbox. once a nice neighborhood, now kinda ghetto. loaded with abandoned strip malls, and section 9 housing(projects). you'll be able to spot a gas station or 7-11 anywhere! if you need a cell phone, or a hookah, or a camel, please come visit!

dude 1: want a slurpee?
dude 2: where can we find a 7 11?

dude 1: sterling heights!
dude 2: you right! ther EVERYWHERE! party stores up the ass!

by sssaintyude August 12, 2010

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