baldestro string

a common name for the bango string down the back of your penis

i had sex last night and my baldestro string snapped

by mark turner April 19, 2005

Thank You For Sharing

A non-committal (on the surface) response to a statement the phrase user finds, unconventional, unacceptable, heretical or bizarre. The undercurrent or true meaning is often fuck you, and the purpose is always to denigrate or dismiss what was said.

This phrase is often used in meetings and among members of 12-step groups, especially Alcoholics Anonymous, but appears to have wider usage (see entry in The Free Dictionary).

Usage is similar to Thank you for the flowers.

Heretic speaking in AA: "I've found that I can stay sober without taking the steps, and I don't have to come to meetings every day, and I don't need a..."

AA meeting discussion leader: "Thank you for sharing. Who else has something to share?"

by Joe M from Pasadena November 16, 2009

smaring

someone who is glaring/staring and smiling at the same time

At work Tiffany was smaring at Blake from across the room

by Proffesor Gugenhim June 26, 2006

Starkington

The best, most randomly artistic person in the whole wide world. She also has the awesomest hair in the world, the wackeyist sense of humor, the skiniest arms, and friends who love her.

Starkington is also the abreviation for the city-state starkingtontownvilleburgcity.

We should drive to starkington.

by juliasfriend... October 12, 2011

Starin Karen

The act of a person staring at you because they have nothing better to do.

"She's staring at you, she's a starin Karen."

by CenKatCass. December 2, 2011

Stringy Melt

A phrase used to describe people who are boring/low self confidence/wear glasses/have no mates/study geology.

A stringy melt wouldn't stick up for themselves or their friends in any situation and is generally not a good person to have around.

A stringy melt will always wimp out of fun things.

'Those geology boys are such stringy melts'

or

Bob - 'Jim you fancy coming out tonight?'

Jim - 'Nah got ballet lessons'

Bob - 'You stringy melt'

by wordsforfriends May 31, 2012

stringy mushroom

The stringy mushroom is when some bitch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your dick wile giving a blow job, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the dick like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom.

"dude, some bitch gave me the stringy mushroom, so i donkey punched her."

by TheDarkShade December 18, 2012