Spad

A 'sports dad'. The kind that yells at his own kids at sporting events to do better, run faster, etc. Or worse, yells at his kids' teammates or the kids on the opposing team. The male version of a spom.

I wish that spad in the front row would shut-up so I could enjoy the game!

by patriot1872 January 2, 2008

Ace of Spades

A Ace of Spades is when a man takes his dick and slaps a girl in the face with in then leaving the impression of a sideways spade.

I totally gave this gril a Ace of Spades it must have stayed on her face for two days.

by Testicle Blood January 30, 2010

Ace of spades

Not only is it a popular motorhead song, but it is also rhyming slang for AIDS.

John:"dude u have the ace of spades!"
Mark:"hey a don't have AIDS, we are playing poker."

by Not a thick geordie...not a geordie. March 14, 2008

Spade Gaff

A place or property which is frequented by blacks.

I'm not going in that spade gaff.

by Liberal White Male May 16, 2007

spadepecker

spadeshaped penis that smells like sweaty balls and feet.

nathan and kevin are spadepeckers

by whorethejailhousename July 4, 2008

cumshooting spacedragon

A Red dragon is flying around in space and suddenly get a 50 inches boner.
The dragon then sees a starship. He uses his penis as a gun and begins shooting sperm on the startship until it crashes.

The crew of the space ship sees something out in the horisont. It comes closer and one of the crewmates shouts: OH NO A CUMSHOOTING SPACEDRAGON

by The Space Dragons child March 22, 2021

black of spades

A magician term for the best of the best.
Derived from the idea that the ink that colors in the spade makes the spade.

Did you see that guys sleight of hand?
No.
Exaaaactly he's that good
He's a black of spades

by This guy! May 23, 2016