shiterature

A book you read that just wasn't up to par with what you expected.

Guy 1: "Dude, the zombie survival guide sucked"

Guy 1: "Total shiterature"

Guy 2: "You're slow..that book is awesome!"

by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009

Shitehead

a hobo that sucks dick for crack money. These are common around the U.K.
visiting the U.K. i found quite a few of these, and hobo or crackhead just didn't seem like enough.

Look mommy! it's a shitehead! may i give it money?
Not until you're 18 sweetie.

by Alexander The Great March 4, 2005

fuck shiter

Someone who gets repeatedy fucked in the ass until come starts dripping out.

One who shits fuck juices

You are such a fuck shiter.

Wow that bitch is quite the fuck shiter

by Jason Murray September 9, 2004

pro-Semite

1) One who's thoughts and resultant behaviors support and are pursuant to the ideology that:

A) The Nation of Israel has a right to exist,

B) As a Jewish state it it so choses, and

C) In peace and harmony with its neighbors

2) One who - either Jew or Gentile - stands in defiance of oppression against Jews and Judaism in any of its forms: mockery, belittlement, violence, defamation, disparagement etc. and et al.

Because I'm a pro-Semite, I will not work with Mel Gibson unless and until he issues a better apology that THAT!

No, you don't have to be Jewish to be a pro-Semite. You just have to be free from bigotry against Jews, that's all.

by jagdgeschwader July 10, 2009

shiter

a fright or fleg when some one scares u half to death

fuck sake man you gave me a shiter there like

by charlie-boy July 14, 2004

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

Shite

the best English only word ever.

I fooking love the shite

by The Cuntsaw October 21, 2003