Slut Theory

A theory that states that any girl at the bar who says "I'm not a slut" without being provoked or actually being called a slut...is always a slut.

Aaron: Hey can I buy you a drink?
Jane: No...I'm not some sort of slut!
Aaron: I never said you were.

Aaron(to friend Matt): Did you hear that girl?
Matt: Yeah man, Slut Theory says shes definitely a slut! Go for it!

...later that night after hooking up...

Jane: you must think im some kind of slut huh?
Aaron: yeah...kinda

by clunICE April 9, 2009

Slurl

A website domain name that has a double meaning, often crude or sexual, that was not intended by the person or business running the website.

Derived from Slur, meaning to garble, plus URL, meaning a web address.

Examples of slurls include:

A fabrics company has its website at www.ladrape.co.uk

A bowling alley has its website at www.ilovebigals.com

A photographer has his website at www.speedofart.com

by Gargantua666 January 27, 2009

slut-cessories

fashion accessories marketed as an accompaniment to, or accentuation of, promiscuous dress.

Look at that tramp rocking Bebe's new line of slut-cessories.

by mandifferous April 28, 2009

sonic slut

A super hot girl (usually a teenager) who works at sonic dates and bangs all of the employees, and even a few of the customers.

Sonic employe- thanks for choosing sonic may I take your order?
Customer- yes I would like 2 sonic sluts please.
Sonic employe- they will be one moment, they are occupied blowing me at this point in time.

by Franz ferdenad January 5, 2014

Soul Slut

A soul slut, also known in some countries as a spirit slut, is an individual with an insatiable appetite for spiritual intercourse. The actions performed during such intercourse can be platonic, but soul sluts tend to prefer acts at the most sexual end of the spiritual spectrum. Whether they're trying to taste your spectral sphincter, or simply grab you by your ghoulies, soul sluts are always thirsty for your incorporeal essence.

Rob: "Did you see the way she was staring into your soul?"
John: "Yeah, she's quite the soul slut."

by Casper the Fucking Ghost January 24, 2017

Slurpee Sipper

A person who sits by while another person tries to accomplish something.

President Obama made the reference when talking about Republicans. Said Obama: "We're down there. It's hot. We were sweating. Bugs everywhere. We're down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. Every once in a while we'd look up and see the Republicans standing there. They're just standing there fanning themselves -- sipping on a Slurpee."

Newt Gingrich: We need to cut taxes, reduce budget deficit, protect the Constitution, blah, blah, blah....

President Obama: Quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!

by RedBeard53 October 21, 2010

Slug abuse

A word that can be used to mean anything in any context so long as it carries a slight negative connotation. Note the hilarity is not derived from the actual meaning of the words, but rather the cumbersome nature of the phrase.

*Noun*
Guy: Dude, she is so fat
Guy2: Hahaha yeah, what a slug abuse!

*Adjective*
Guy: Man, I'm not really feeling this jacket, it's kinda...
Guy2: Yeah, it's pretty slug abuse
Guy: Yeah, slug abuse

by Rick is immense March 24, 2008