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Skillage in the village

a better way to say 'skills' or a very impressive thing.
'Woah, that move was skillage in the village!'

"Alex knows so much about history, it's some serious skillage, in the village."
For a person to say they are 'Skill' means that they think they are good at something or have just done something great (Skill)
The rules from the Primary School Slang Handbook state:
"One must be skill with two 'L's and not just one. This has to be clearly stated after the word is said. If a person is 'Skill' with only one 'L' it means they have horses bum disease"
Stan - "Did you see that goal? I'm skil"
Ray - "You never said skill with two L's, that means you have horses bum disease"
Skill by Link December 8, 2004
Person 1: Hey, how you do dat?
Person 2: I dont know if you ever heard of it but its called
SKILL!!!!!!
skill by H-D-O-double G SnipeZ October 13, 2006

poop skillet 

1. refers to the commonly used slang, simply dissing someone else.
2. refers to anything you use it with
1. god that kid is the biggest poop skillet

2.so, are you gonna poop skillet tonight?
poop skillet by meganpoop June 29, 2005

the skillet surprise 

When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".
Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'
the skillet surprise by 211 4 Lif September 17, 2008
Having talent or abilities.
I got skills!
He's got mad b-ball skills!
Skill by Patmanutah July 15, 2003