Simon

A hard man with a good heart. Aways being to harsh but lovely at the same time.

Anonymous: "Why are you crying Simon?"
Simon: "I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye"

by IDK1907 September 23, 2012

Simon

Meaning 1: The word used to describe someone who is extremely awesome.
Meaning 2: The title of someone who's importance is greater than the king.

1. Mick Jagger is so Simon.
2. The Simon of England would like to see you sir.

by Anonymous Pukeko November 3, 2014

Simon Whistler

A synonym for egg.

Also the host of the Today I Found Out Youtube channel.

I am hungry, I will eat a Simon Whistler

by eggboy911 June 21, 2017

smone

to be on the phone with someone while you both are smoking pot at the same time.

"I'll call you tonight and we can smone"

"All you did on this whole vacation was smone with your boyfriend!" Hilary exclaimed to her sister with a high opinon.

by Corey and Ellen October 3, 2008

simmonesque

To drink a lot in the privacy of your own room before going out to either a party or your friends room.

Person A: "How much did you drink last night?"

Person B: "I had like 8 shots before i came to your room"

Person A: "Wow, how simmonesque of you"

by Frank Fioretti April 25, 2008

Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020

Simon

Simon is a sexy beast. Any girl will fall for him. His eyes and smile are beatiful and is popular. Is one of the sweetest guys you'll meet when you get to know them. Can keep a secret and will never let you go. Do not let a simon go.

Can I be like Simon?

by 1234332123 January 11, 2016