The Shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper.

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch.

If you don't get it, crawl out from under that rock.

by Helvis September 9, 2003

shocklate

Extreme chocolate tasting energy drink. Its like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STOOOORM.

I drank a shocklate and made SO many babies. 300 BABIES!

by Bastardo January 2, 2009

shocka

When two fingers are inserted into a girl vaginally, and the pinky is inserted into the anus.

"Mark Senior really gave that girl the shocka."

by sarah March 22, 2003

shocker

Two in the Bush, and one in the Cheney

When you don't want to cock her, give her the shocker.

by The Kid Doc D December 28, 2005

shock mouth

a "disease" that individuals get, both males and females, as a result of sucking too much dick. Many refer to this as tonsillitis, and has those type of symptoms to include swelling and soreness of the throat and tonsils.

A: Whats wrong with Kara?
K: She woke up with a sore throat this a.m., she thinks its tonsillitus.
A: What did she do last night? smoke too many ciggarettes?
K: I don't know. But i do know that she had gave Nick a blow job. Its like the 3rd straight night!!!
A: Thats not tonsillitis, thats a case of shock mouth!

by K Lew July 5, 2008

Gas Shock

The look on a woman's face when you fart while she is blowing you. Synonymous with fart frown, shit-gas scowl, or gas grimace.

Super-sized bean burrito... $5.00. The gas shock on her face when you blow down on her while she is blowing you... priceless.

by -HEF- September 20, 2009

shock jock

A Disc Jockey for a radio station who specializes in shocking, disturbing, and disgusting radio bits. Popular examples include Opie & Anthony and of course Howard Stern.

Howard Stern is the first shock jock, but he is sucky. Opie and Anthony are good shock jocks who got fired.

by boohiss August 18, 2003