velvet slipper

the little portion of rectal tissue that prolapses out of the anus during anal sex when the inserted penis is retracted

Hey man, did you see that scene in "Butt Pirates of the Carribean? You can totally see his velvet slipper when Long Dong Silver's cock plunges in and out of his asshole!

by Zeeee August 17, 2006

slipper tits

Breasts that hang that low the person could slide their feet into them and use them as slippers.

Look at that old grannies slipper tits.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

slippering

A type of spanking that consists of hitting the buttocks with a shoe -- or "slipper." It used to be a common form of corporal punishment.

My daddy was so upset at my mistake that he took off his shoe and gave me a slippering on the spot.

by Vic Hunt May 29, 2010

Slippery Slingshot

After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.

Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.

by KJmagicSauce November 3, 2004

slippery pants

pants htat can easily be lost in public places

i bought a pair of slipery pants that then fell off in the middle of Hyde Park

by debkat August 11, 2003

Slippery sleeping bag

Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.

JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."

He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.

by JFromH May 15, 2009

Shippey

Arriving late to work, but making up for it by leaving early.

Dave says to Gene, "Sorry I'm late, but I'm pulling a Shippey today".

by ElectricApricot September 17, 2012