break the seal 

(verb)
After about 4 drinks, your first visit to the bathroom will contain a feeling of extreme relief, immediately after which you will start to actually feel the effects of all of the alcohol. You will not feel drunk until this happens. After it happens you will definitly start to feel tipsy, and then you will go every 5 minutes, until the last visit when you vomit and break another seal.

" Pam was doing okay in here until she just went to break the seal, Now shes gone every 5 minutes and can hardly stand!"

break the seal by Blahahaha February 4, 2006

Navy SEAL 

Usually done in middle or high schools. You take a sharpie or permanent marker and sneak up on your unsuspecting victim and then "seal" them by drawing a big line across their throat. Simulates the popular action of throat slashing usually done by Navy SEALS on a regular basis.

Unsuspecting victim: LOLZ nothing's gonna happen to me today! There's NO ONE here besides me!
You: *sneaks up and Navy SEAL's his ass*
Victim: WTF?!!!!
You: *vanish into the shadows*

Navy SEAL by Sylar January 22, 2007

Slurry Seal 

You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.

I say to my best friend Kevin, "Bro, I gave this dirty whore the worst slurry seal last night!!!"

Slurry Seal by Aces17 September 6, 2008

Fat Seal 

Someone who lacks a neck and has a shaved head. Must be obese.

Usually yarps about oscillators and other ridiculous shit.

Mike is a fat seal.

Fat seals cannot compete with bears or bulls.

Fat Seal by khtxtke April 23, 2010

baby seal 

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

baby seal by John April 12, 2004

wet seal steal seat sealed 

Alternatively used as "Quack Quack Spot Back." Meaning ones seat is saved.

Luke went to get a soda so he called "Wet seal steal seat sealed". It ensured Taylor wouldn't steal his spot. Taylor you cock.

wet seal steal seat sealed by Mexi mable April 6, 2015

navy seal texting 

When texting on a phone with a loud button press tone or sound.

*beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beep*

"I call this 'navy seal texting,' they never hear it coming."

*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep."

navy seal texting by Crocodingle May 16, 2016