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pittsburgh yellow screwdriver

a term discribing a group sex act where 2 or more males piss on another males engourged penis prior to his insertion into a vaginal cavity that is simultaniously pissing upon insertion to provide maximum lubercation.
at the frat party we had to use the pittsburgh yellow screwdriver to get her going.
by bigevil93 November 7, 2010
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screwdriver

da retarded screwdriver fucked da bitch up da pisshole.
by hehehehehehehehhew July 2, 2005
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shrewed businessman

A male member of the business class

that has been reduced in stature
to the level of a shrew,
or one who is henpecked;
not to be confused with a shrewd one.

Abbr: shrew'd
"That Wally was a shrewed businessman!"

"Yup, built hisself quite a empyre!"
by Healing Practitioner17b June 20, 2009
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Irish Screwdriver

A hammer. So called due to the difficulty faced when our dextrousley challenged chums, fancy a spot of D.I.Y
Hey fergus, chuck us that Irish Screwdriver, Im having a wee spot of bother with this nail!
by Prof. Spock September 12, 2006
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Screed

Doing an act with the intent of copying something from the Assassin Creed video game series (Similar to parkour).

or

Attacking someone while poorly trying to copy how it happened in the video game.
"Dude I dare you to try to screed that wall."

or

"That dude was pissing me off so I screeded his face."
by Sain8075 October 25, 2011
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Irish screwdriver

A hammer. From an old joke about an Irish labourer talking to his boss.

"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."
by Arnold B. Loke January 9, 2014
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Screwdo

Often used to pass along some cruddy job you don’t want to do to the next person down on the food chain. A screwdo is also handy if you have a nice insult for someone but want to wrap it in a pretty compliment.
Example 1: (when using to pass along a task to someone else):

Bossman: “Listen Peon, you did such a great job on putting together this marketing plan for me, I think it would be a fun project for you to take over and handle from now on.”

Peon: “Skittles, I just got a screwdo from my boss.”

Example 2: (when using to wrap an insult in a compliment):

Kensington: “Wow you look really good. Have you lost weight?”

Scarlet: “Um. What are you saying? Did I not look good before? Nice screwdo, Kensington!”
by calicoblonde & TFN August 12, 2009
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