slattern

A vulgar promiscuous woman who flouts propriety.

"Hillary Clinton is the most fulsome slattern every to have graced the Senate floor."

by Doc! April 30, 2006

Shatter

A combination of the words Shit and Splatter, used to describe the aftermath matter dripping off the bottom of a toilet seat, following a vicious case of diarhea.

Man. don't use stall #2 - someone really shattered the toilet seat

by Themayer December 27, 2009

Spatter

1)To spit on your cock for lube during sexytimes.

2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls

"That chick was so dry I had to spatter my cock just to tip it in!
-or-
"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"

by Beef Stuart August 21, 2008

twat swatter

Female version of a cock blocker, as coined by Dean Cook.

Cindy: "Hey, did you hook up with that hot guy from the bar last night?"

Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"

by shellyblack May 18, 2009

Screaming Scutters

Having an unbelievable dose of diarrhea, one that causes you to scream every time you squirt something out.
aka
Screaming shcitters
screaming scour

Had a curry lastnight and had a woeful session of the screaming scutters after.

by TPDC130 April 10, 2007

Screaming Scutters

Having an unbelievable dose of diarrhea, one that causes you to scream every time you squirt something out.
aka
Screaming shcitters
screaming scour

Had a curry lastnight and had a woeful session of the screaming scutters after.

by TPDC130 April 11, 2007

Twat Swatter

A woman who stops another woman from getting laid.

woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.

by lucky biych September 13, 2009