Sandwich-Baste

The act of eating a sandwich whilst masturbating. Also known as 'SB'

mac: 'hey Gilly what you up to tonight'
Gilly: 'i think im gonna go home and have a sandwich-baste'

by Baste Master July 7, 2010

Jelly Sandwich

When you receive a hybrid handjob/blowjob while your junk is covered with KY Jelly to reduce friction and make twice the mess. Astrolube, though quite effective, is not the preferred product due to its apparent lack of flavor.

My girl crawled up between my legs and gave me a Jelly Sandwich so tight that my eyes rolled up into the back of my head when my cock exploded.

by LeddedBee August 13, 2019

Sandwich King

A game played in a public or private cafeteria. Two people must agree to play, although after that point anyone in the cafeteria is considered to be playing.

Anytime anyone who is playing Sandwich King sees someone else with a sandwich for lunch, the person punches, smashes, or otherwise rips or destroys the sandwich and yells "Sandwich King!"

No one knows who's playing, what the score is, or when it started.

"Sandwich King! Haha!"
"That asshole just punched my sandwich!"

by ANinyMouse October 16, 2004

Horsemeat Sandwich

An extreme variation of roast beef or meat curtains; a horsemeat sandwich is often characterized by distinctive public hair. Excessive length of the labia renders shaving the area difficult or downright impossible. The horsemeat appearance stems from an anomalous protrusion of the inner lips from the labia majora. It's gross.

I heard Katey's rockin' a horsemeat sandwich; whatever you do, don't go down on her.

by Bill Sampson, Esq. April 23, 2008

sweater sandwich

when two hairy shirtless males hug a person at the same time, thus creating a "sandwich" of the person

Chuck and Josh gave Marc a sweater sandwich.

by Abia May 3, 2010

Wish Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and you wish something was in between

Momma, when them wish sandwiches gunna be ready

by Moose mode December 27, 2017

peanut butter and pickle sandwich

One of the most surprisingly tasty sandwiches ever created. A lot of people like it with sweet pickles, i prefer dill. A sort of sweet and sour mix. Beware of too much pickle or your sandwich will fall apart.

delicious!
food!
scrumptious!
Peanut butter and pickle sandwich!

by John Habibi September 16, 2007