by Colin Marie September 14, 2018
When a slut situates herself between two guys, giving her easy access to give hand jobs to both parties.
Person #1: Look at that girl over there, making a sejmis sandwich.
Person #2: Looks like both guys are gonna have a good time.
Person #2: Looks like both guys are gonna have a good time.
by madame psychosis June 19, 2011
by Drunk_Junior September 07, 2015
The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.
Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
by Weallfun September 19, 2019
by HornetToast February 12, 2021
1. A food item that includes the basic fundamentals of otherwise being a sandwich but lacks the substantive component of a separated edible enclosure to meet the full definition of a sandwich, ex, a hot dog.
2. A food item that has the potentiality to become a sandwich if the edible enclosure were separated via cutting utensil.
2. A food item that has the potentiality to become a sandwich if the edible enclosure were separated via cutting utensil.
Subway Employee: "Do you want drinks, chips, or a cookie or are you just getting the sandwich today?"
Me: "Actually, I noticed you only cut one slit in the bread, thus making it a pre-sandwich since the bread is not two separates pieces. And yes, I'll take a medium drink."
Me: "Actually, I noticed you only cut one slit in the bread, thus making it a pre-sandwich since the bread is not two separates pieces. And yes, I'll take a medium drink."
by SandwichMetaphysics August 30, 2023
A sheet rock sandwich is defined when a drywall hanger/installer takes a shit on a piece of sheet rock and smashes it together.
I must have picked up a sheetrock sandwich while putting the scraps in the dumpster. Now I have shit all over my hands.
by cglass32 April 03, 2017