Rita'd

To get fucked over by a girl and her excuse is that she was in the library for the past three days studying for her midterms.

Steve got rita'd the other day by some chick that goes to St. Joseph's University.

by sa12 October 26, 2011

Rita

Another hurricane thats gonna fuck up the gulf coast this weekend.

Rita is the cat 5 mofo of a storm in the gulf of mexico, thats gonna cause death and destruction.

by jeffy jeff September 28, 2005

rita

short/slang for retard.

"look at that guy where one pant leg up and one down.. what a rita!!"

"Dude, you're such a rita sometimes"

by Andreaaaaaah!! June 26, 2008

Putin on the ritz

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.

``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Ritard

Any Female who does not accept that their vote counts as 1/2 and any male vote counts as 10.

Those girls were Ritards for thinking they were right in that democratic process.

by NOJELLOSHOTS March 1, 2010

Ritz Cracker

(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive

Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER

by Dat Dude January 28, 2005

Rita

Sexy asf and has a big cock

woah! Rita’s cock is gigantic!!

by meowgrowlmeow November 2, 2020