Rectaliation

When one retaliates to a stinky fart with another stinky fart of their own or fights back to an injustice with a stinky fart.

Turtle dropped his guts in my room last night and it was rank... so farted in his face and got him with total Rectaliation!

Stevo was an ass the other day so I rectaliated and devastated him with my stench.!

by bdhiggy August 13, 2009

Rectal Romp

The act of inserting the male genitalia in between a significant other's rump cheeks, usually with much ferocity.

I could hardly sleep after the intense rectal romp I had with my well endowed man-friend.

by That One Definer February 12, 2010

rectal numbers

The term used when you have no choice but to pull numbers out of your ass.

Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.

by MikeBinIL November 15, 2010

Rectal Cranial Intrusion

The medical term for having one's head up their own arse.

"You know Dan in sales? The smug git that totally suffers from a bad case of rectal cranial intrusion?
Yeah, got hit by a bus today..."
*claps*

by Zombat September 20, 2011

rectal flurries

The condition that exists after a good chili party, where without splash you can coat the underside of the toilet seat.

After a week-long chili fest, the forecast called for rectal flurries.

by Professor T December 27, 2011

Rectal tsunami

An uncontrollable single wave of diarrhea exiting out of the sufferer's rectum with intense and potentially destructive force.

"Is she okay? I heard a disturbing noise coming from the bathroom. I think the grande burrito she ate may have triggered a rectal tsunami. I hope the toilet is okay."

by SmashieSnout May 31, 2012

Rectal Vomit

The act of profusely blowing diarrhea out of one's asshole. This may be due to many things such as being sick or hung over.

Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.

Ex1: After a long, hard night of rough anal sex Jackie had to run to the toilet and blow out some rectal vomit.

Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014