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"remains#2900 is rich did u hear about him bro?"
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Cataract Removal

An act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeballs with your jizz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. To relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. Then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. Thus, you have performed cataract removal.
Veronica: Betty, how did you get two black eyes?
Betty: I underwent cataract removal.
by theinstigator June 4, 2016
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you remind me of gay

What you say to a stupid jock when he takes your girlfriend out to dinner.

From Pure Pwnage 9: The Story Of Dave
Jock: you remind me of those geeks i used to beat the sh*t out of in high school

Ownerer: you remind me of gay
by beejabeeja December 1, 2006
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Rema

Rema is a very pretty and unique girl. She's kind and caring and once you get to know her you become attached. She's sophisticated and funny. But she does have an anger and tends to lash out on herself.
Male: who's that quiet girl in the corner?
Female: Oh i think thats rema
Male 2: oh she's pretty
by Rese123 May 30, 2011
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Remasculate

The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.
God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed... it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.
by The C-Man January 1, 2009
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buyers remorse

It is what happens when you're a poor 25 yr old working in the publishing industry and you have a few bucks to spare and you go out and buy $200 Prada sunglasses and return them a week later because you realize you should really be spending it "practical" things.
I had buyers remorse because I bought a pair of $200 sunglasses and returned them a week later, because I really should have paid my rent that month.
by s28 June 29, 2006
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remarkable

Kelli and Ed are REMARKABLE!
by Queen Kelli December 9, 2006
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