Redneck

A shotgun wielding man with 7 cousins that live in the same house with a green tractor that lost a door that wears a plaid shirt to the county fair and had a wife that weighs more than a fridge and keeps a revolver taped next to their engine and had a red truck that has 2 seats and the hood is rusty and has 1 blue door and has a big brown beard that has a pet mouse in it

Friend "look at that redneck"

Me "dont hell shoot us for looking at him"
Friend "lmao no he wont , hi redneck"
Redneck *opens the hood of the truck*
Me *runs*
Redneck *shoots friends leg* "dont look at me"

by Nℹ🅱️🅱️🅰️ May 30, 2019

Redneck

Makenzie Grace Matthews Beard

Max is a redneck

by ndiwhwajqo July 6, 2019

Redneck

The greatest people of all time! Easy goin country boys RHEC.

I am a redneck of course I am amazing.

by TheRhecRedneck August 13, 2019

Redneck

Low class bad assessment born in December and drives any truck

Is ur "redneck" A hard workin man.

by Windsir4208 November 7, 2019

Redneck

when you've had an Airstream 1993 camper in your driveway longer than shotgun holes in a stop sign.

Aye jippy, you startin' to think billy might be a redneck?
Jippy: Who,? The guy with the overalls?
Jarvis:yup.

by friedchicken&koolaid479 March 18, 2020

Redneck

most likely a kid from the suburbs has called you this if you live in east texas. this kid is named Jonah or something along those lines. he doesn’t know how to describe your country-ish life style so he calls it redneck

“i shot a bobcat that was gonna get my hens”
“how such a redneck”

by hahacheckmatelove May 4, 2020

Redneck

Being redneck ain’t just wearing camo, driving a big ass truck, and listening to country music. Being a redneck is about loyalty and respect. Rednecks also don’t only listen to country, we listen to rock and rap too. And it also ain’t driving a huge ass truck. What about the rednecks who drive $1200 Hondas and New Edge Mustangs? They exist too. And ah yes camo, it also ain’t only camo. We wear Jordans, Under Armour shirts, North Face, Columbia, and basically everything else. Don’t be a fake redneck who has a gay looking jacked up haircut. Be a real redneck.

Bahaha! Look at Ryan😂 Thinks he’s a redneck just because he has that jacked up haircut and posts Snapchat stories with his shirt off.

by Yippie kay yay December 29, 2020