stir the ramen

It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.

“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 21, 2024

ramen

the hottest person ever

“yoo look at that person named ramen!”
“yeah they’re so hot”

by soursuki November 18, 2021

Ramen

What gives college students life.

College student one: what are u having for dinner because all I have is ramen
College student two:Ramen.....

by Joe dad dee August 29, 2019

ramen

A food that's a block when dry and when you cook it it reveals it's magik. Very delicious deal with it.

Person A: I'm cooking some ramen, want some?
Person B: yes, it's delicious, deal with it.

by ramen_n July 16, 2018

Ramen noodles

Very good, gourmet, fancy, and expensive food considered a delicacy to most humans around the globe.

I finally got to eat ramen noodles and feel like a whole new man. I laughed, and I cried.

by Maximum_idiot April 28, 2020

Ramen

weeb spaghetti

Weeb: have you had ramen?

Non-weeb: no, I don’t eat weeb spaghetti

by UndersScore July 17, 2023

RAMEN

THE THING I LOVE THE MOST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ! ! !

KAKA- RAMEN IS MY LIFE. MY EVERYTHING.

by Anaconda883 December 9, 2022