stir the ramen

It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.
“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 21, 2024
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Ramen Romp

A sexual encounter brought about by preparing and serving ramen to an individual in exchange for intercourse.
"Honey, I'm real hungry. Could you fix me some ramen?"

"I can, for a ramen romp."

"Fine, fine, just go fix me my ramen. And it better be good."
by Onshava April 24, 2020
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Prison Ramen

Ramen Noodles made with more than 3 add ins besides the salt packet.
“Earlier, I put onions, egg, and hot sauce in my Ramen Noodles.”

“Yeah, that was prison ramen
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ramen aka raman

Raman

Age: 18
Fav color: Sapphire blue
Zodiac sign: AQUARIUSE

Height: 179 cm
Dick size: idk yet
A very nice guy, sometimes i think he is gay but it's okay :'), he likes to dance and to go out w/ boys ( holy moly), i rlly like him still tho cause he cares abt ppl and he is very helping and kind <3 sometimes i wish we lived together but fuck it ( kurdistan yk). E chdi? Thank u for being there for me when i needed. Such a cool guy bxude ( te amo <3)
Ramen aka raman
Heen: Ramannnnn
RAMAN: HAAAAAA
Heen: nothiiiing
Raman: alright ;)
by Neeh April 18, 2022
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Gol D Ramen Take

When Natedogg take meets Gold D Ramen. Gol D Ramen take is worse than Natedogg take.
Gol D Ramen: RDR2 >♾️ any ps exclusive.
When the Gol D Ramen take is more horrendous than a Natedogg take
by PapiToke January 19, 2023
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ramen milk

the nickname Rami Malek fans gave to him as a joke because no one knows how to pronounce or spell it his name correctly.
friend: did any of your favorite actors get an oscar this year?
me: yEa oMg rAmEn mIlK gOt oNe hEs mY faVoRiTe aCtOr
by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 September 10, 2019
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The Ramen Musket

When you use your dick to pack ramen noodles deep into a girls pussy then she forces them back out into your mouth
Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her
by Johnny-k17 June 04, 2019
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