poor as the hills

Extremely poor. Usually jobless, without resources and in some cases, homeless. Usually used to describe white trash rednecks and hillbillies.

"They know they can't afford that! They're about as poor as the hills!"

by StreetSmawts November 28, 2016

poor touch

Getting a handy from a homeless person

I got a poor touch last night

by Fredtheelephant December 28, 2016

poor sausage

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.

Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''

by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017

Poorly Trained Circus Orangutan

1. An orange man who has no idea what he's doing. He's a Joke, but he's too dumb to realize it.

2. Donald J Trump.

When is Trump going to start acting like a President instead of a poorly trained circus orangutan?

by NotARobot22 February 9, 2017

poor man's hotdog

The poor man's hotdog is a term used when one has ran out of hotdog buns and does not have the funds to purchase more so you eat it with bread instead.

Damn we ran out of buns again looks like i have to make the good old fashion poor man's hotdog.

by dickkickem500 June 15, 2017

POORBEE

One who wear's fake Old Spice and fake Old Navy

wow! Jimmy wear's fake old spice so he must be a POORBEE!!!!!!

by FRANKUUUU October 30, 2017

Poorman’s bidet

When you flush a toilet and as it flushes it splashed your butthole

I was on the public toilet and it became a poorman’s bidet.

by Jarrodrm May 31, 2018