sassy pigeons

to be bothered or troubled by a large group of pigeons or to be raped in the middle of a city street by pigeons

That happened to me too, I went to New York and got raped by those sassy pigeons.

by Support-for-those-raped-by-pigeons January 18, 2008

hungry pigeon

A sexual act that takes place between a man and woman (or a man and man.. cuz balls are involved and 2 women wouldnt work cuz they dont have them.)
Step 1: place 2 bread bits between the balls and the penis.
Step 2: the partner makes pigeon noises/ flaps wings, etc. as a mating dance.
Step 3: Partner nibbles at the bread while continuing to exhibit pigeon-like qualities.
Step 4: as bread/balls partner cums, it lands on the head of the nibbler, just like pigeon poop.
Step 5: Both partners dance the night away to conclude the action, while still exhibiting pigeon-like qualities.

Oh, last night was crazy. My boyfriend and I did the hungry pigeon three times, says I.

by THE SHIT IS MINE November 14, 2006

Stool Pigeoned

(v.) When upon quickly leaving a rancid smelling public restroom, of which smell you are not responsible for, you are met with scorn and disdain from a person entering the restroom.

cf. "shat up"
The state of being accused for making a bathroom stench that was actually made by an earlier user.

To stool pigeon (trans.): to accuse wrongly another person of creating the foul stench in a public restroom as she/he leaves and you enter

On my way out of the men's room I was stool pigeoned by Dr. Farnsworth.

by craigb January 18, 2008

pigeon holing

the act of putting a pigeon(or similar small bird)'s body inside your anus, so that all is visible is the head.

Bill Oddie has been caught pigeon holing on the set of springwatch again!

by le beed November 30, 2009

pigeon

To walk in a room, take a shit on everything in the room, and then walk (or fly) away.

That client just pigeoned all over my ideas.

by mr. meathooks March 27, 2015

Pigeonism

Pigeonism is the political ideology based on the freedom of peoples and governments. The primary focus of Pigeonism is to give the people the right to run the government, with voting being controlled by citizens of the government and political ideals being controlled by the citizens as well. It is founded on the soul idea of Happiness and Peace = Hard working, dedicated, and efficient healthy citizens. With this being in place it benefits the peoples needs as well as the people benefiting the government by strengthening its grip in position as government. This upholds the mass production of industrial efforts as well as population and active armed forces. This political ideology focuses the government on aid to the people and primarily focusing about listening to the requests of the people then putting the highest voted request into motion. Pigeonism gives rights to all citizens and the government cannot dictate over the people without the people’s approval to do so. No power is to be made over the people, and if done so, the government will have those responsible for it thrown out of office.

The current ruling party of the nation is Pigeonism.

by Pigeonist Republics March 6, 2020

sea pigeon

A sea gull.

Guy #1: Today I was walking on the beach with my girlfriend and we saw a flock of sea pigeons.

Guy #2: What did you do?

Guy #1: I laid my girl on the beach, threw bread on her, then ran.

Guy #2: Rofl.

by Wetback Joe June 12, 2010