Plonkite

An utter plonker - someone who is exceptionally silly or is just an all round idiot

Fred looses his wallet
"Fred you absolute plonkite"

by bifs101 November 10, 2016

Pwank

A prank that involves the act of masturbation (wanking)

We walked in on Matteo wanking. It was just a pwank though.

by }Cynkel13 { November 13, 2016

Poonkan

A woman's genitalia i.e vagina

Girl, let me see your poonkan

by RennyR February 13, 2017

pwanksta

A trololo summed by the Dank lord Dabbington. Most commonly found in Counter-Strike-Global-Offensive and known for his unbelievable dankness. Don't fuck with him.

Jeff: I saw a guy trolling in CSGO yesterday. Damn he was dank!
Ponyboy: Be careful he could be a pwanksta

by wrthr March 31, 2017

Plonkadonk

An unusual eastern british slang for a plonker.

Look at arthur, he's a right plonkadonk!

by Dudealive November 28, 2017

Plonk Wash

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

by PieboyB December 24, 2017

Plonker

A poo poo in your pants

I just took a plonker in the toilet

by Chickenboii June 10, 2018