Prostitute

The best bang for you buck. No fuss, no muss. Your girlfriend doesn't want to give you oral sex? Or, god forbid, doesn't swallow? You are married for 10 years, and your sex life took a plunge after 6 months? Doing it in the poop hole seems like a distant memory or something from urban legends? When you finally recieve your monthly sex you think that even your hand and a bag of nails would be a better experience? Than despare no more! All it takes is some money and you're set to cumm!

Husband: What?? No sex for a week?! Just because I said your sister is sexy? That's what you think...
Half an hour later: Yes, hello, I'd like to order a large prostitute with everything on it...Yes yes, leather included...

by angrymind March 29, 2009

prostitite

General term for a transvestite prostitute.

Did you see the package on that prostitite?

by JS Moulder March 7, 2008

prostitute

a girl of sluttish activities

You see that prostitute, Maggie, standing on the corner?

by Fingerpuppet September 14, 2006

Intellectual Prostitute

Attractive but stupid and morally bankrupt women like Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin, and Anne Coulter, who work for the Republican and Tea Parties making unjustice sound just.

You could call Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh "intellectual prostitutes" but that would demean decent, hard working gigolos and male hookers.

by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011

scarecrow prostitute

A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.

Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a

by Y!a addiction February 5, 2009

prostitot

a slut whos too young to be legal in porn

that pristitots tits loook like flapjacks

by die nigger April 21, 2003

prostiboots

Whores wear big ass boots to match their big ass boobs.

Chester Molester: Check out Sunshine in those prostiboots!

The bigger the boots, the bigger the hole.

by William S. Stroker March 26, 2009