pootey-poo

n. bad things...like sex. Doing anything naughty with your bf/gf.

Yo Brandon, no pootey-poo until you make me some f*cking pancakes.

by Tabbi September 17, 2005

Dooten Pooten

A sport where one person lays shirtless on the ground beside a ladder, while a second person climbs the ladder, pulls down their pants and tries to shit accurately on the center of their chest.

Jess is the all-time grandmaster of Dooten Pooten.

by RomeoG September 23, 2011

pootang

refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!

by Hoe, Bitch, Skank May 13, 2005

ploot

To fuck, have intercourse with, screw, bang

She likes to ploot. He does too.

by real123 July 12, 2006

Harry Pooter

A slang term for a woman with a hairy vagina.

That hippie girl is a real Harry Pooter!

by Big Poppa Chump November 15, 2004

poot

Poot is the slug-like pet alien belonging to Kreeblim from Bruce Coville's novel "My Teacher Fried my Brains." Small, furry, and with eye stalks and no skeletal structure, it is reminiscent of Star Trek's tribble.

He cuddled his pet poot.

by Peter Murawski March 22, 2005

Proote

A word created by BW TacoMan meaning to reject a superior's ideals and promote those of Chuck Norris.

Lee decided to proote when Hector began abusing his powers.

by Chucky o Rama! May 17, 2010