chocolate covered pretzel

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017

Pretzel Stick

Slang name for a penis with genital warts.

Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?

Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.

Janna: Damn rip.

by epicbullet497 May 24, 2017

Pretzel wank

An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel

1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.

2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?

by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017

Pretzel

Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the woman’s legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....

Pretzel is folding , bending , or holding a woman in awkward positions while having rough sex.

by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017

soft pretzel bitch

a pussy ass bitch

You are a soft pretzel bitch.

by moneyK101 December 11, 2017

Eat a pretzel

Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self

Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.

by mtfort February 22, 2018

triple toe pretzel

A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.

"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."

by Purple Derple February 11, 2017