Preston

Preston is someone who is like nobody else. He is passionate and loyal like nobody else to the point he could start a cult. It’s a disappointment so many people hurt him because on his best days his glow is angelic. There is nobody sexier and more beautiful than Preston.

Preston is the hottest man in town

by Slutforsatan September 9, 2023

Preston

A Preston is the type of person who can’t seem to get their ding-a-ling bricked up, even with the hottest of girls. This guy usually comes in last place at most anything he does and loves to drink their own pee. Preston’s are their own breed of weird people.

Wow, I can’t believe that guy was so weird, the way he drank that pee was so Preston.

by Cracked out pickle September 26, 2023

jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023

Preston Marks

Preston Marks is the best person ever to exist in the history of ever he has also been in debt to Liran Dvorkin multiple times, He is amazing at fortnite, and has cdk in blox fruits, do not mess with him, of you will be deleted from existence

Liran Dvorkin: u in debt boi
Preston Marks: *pulls out cdk*
Liran Dvorkin: *GETS FUCKING ERASED FROM EXISTENCE*

by Randomurbandude October 6, 2023

preston sidi

preston sidi is the most sexy, most coolest, nicest boy one could ever meet. whoever that’s with him is very lucky

preston sidi is just him..that guy

by victoire.092 July 10, 2023

Preston

The only word to describe this man is legendary.

Woah. Preston looking thicc. I kinda wanna smash. I mean, who wouldn’t?

by LeneGooch October 20, 2019

Preston

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is kind, funny, handsome, smart, caring. He values his friends, girlfriend and family over everything and would do just about anything for them. He can be goofy at times but he also knows when to be serious. Preston has gorgeous blue eyes, perfect lips for kissing, and the cutest dimples in his cheeks when he smiles. He also gives the best hugs and is a great cuddle buddy. When your with Preston you won’t wanna leave and if your away from him for more than one second your heart will ache for him. His big heart and outgoing personality makes him easy to fall for. If you find a Preston, don’t ever let him go..

I love Preston

by Fidgetspin26 October 23, 2019