Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.

Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!

by lyonfire December 1, 2019

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premarital marriage

Marriage before Marriage

Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage

by Logan_____ May 5, 2020

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A state of inebriation caused by excess consumption of C17H21NO4 (cocaine for laymen), resulting in self-generation of the aforementioned substance inside the nasal cavity, removing both the need for the act of purchasing and the act of snorting this substance due to permanent presence of an everlasting self-reinforcing high.

Luc is clearly permacoked... Ever since that night he pushed JP off his bike decades ago, he's just been riding that high without ever coming down.

by Hanz Neuer October 13, 2020

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Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021

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permacrank

A state of permanent crankiness; generally onset after continuous demoralization and disenfranchisement of an individual or group, in a workplace or household.

"What is up with Joe today?" ~ "He's permacranked, man."

"Permacrank setting in again"

by leonleonleon November 3, 2021

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