pretzelnoia

The weird sensation that happens when eating a pretzel or similar crunchy food in the middle of a crowded place. The person feels like everyone is watching because his/her chewing seems so loud to himself/herself, but it really isn't that loud to the others. Despite this fact, the person remains pretzelnoid until he/she swallows.

(thinking to self at a party)

Oh, man, why can't this stuff be softer? It's giving me pretzelnoia!

by gigantixplosionboom7 June 4, 2011

Pretzel

When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.

Sex, Sexual intercourse, The Pretzel, Pretzel-ing time

by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013

pretzel nubs

The most delicious part of a pretzel.

Where's the pretzel nubs?

by mod_mark August 6, 2014

pretzling

Fucking a girl and your dick goes through the hole in the pretzel to reach her pussy

Dude, me and sapna were pretzling all night

by Steel172 August 7, 2014

pretzel pong

catching pretzels in your mouth as a competition, to win you must have the most caught or catch a double pretzel. fun game to play at parties!

"do you want to play some beer pong?"
"no lets play some pretzel pong instead"

by danis December 14, 2014

Pretzel

where two guys are butt to butt and they reach around to give each others handjobs

Hey bro, do you want to pretzel with me, I really need ot let go.

by WontResist June 4, 2015

pretzel

Pinning a girl legs behind her head before engaging in sex.

"How was she in bed?"
"Well, I put her in the pretzel. She didn't move much."

by Rusty Collins October 10, 2015