some specimen that has no right to exist in nature. Would actually donate his mothers retirement fund to suck the last penis of a man who had sex with the girl he likes
"I heard Eric stole his grandmothers ring to sell for money so he could donate it to his League of Legends crush"
"What a Power Simp"
"What a Power Simp"
by icantmakename September 11, 2020
Get the Power Simpmug. A light open handed strike to the genitals . The reaction of the slappie is directly proportional to their current power level.
Hikaru:"I thought David was going to crash for the night but I power checked him and he was wide awake."
by TheDarkD January 12, 2015
Get the Power Checkmug. I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.
by CedricDoodlehopper April 18, 2014
Get the power walkingmug. A small penis with a very large head. A man with a small or average penis but which maintains an oversized head or tip is said to possess a "power tip". The power tip often is said to produce satisfying pleasure for the receiving vagina. A power tip will often compensate for the small size of the penis due to it's large size in relation to the penis as a whole. A power tip can also be found on men with large penises, although this is rare as the tip or head is usually in proportion with shaft and girth size.
by chlp606014 November 25, 2007
Get the power tipmug. A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).
by Bebebox January 8, 2012
Get the Power Muffmug. A douchebag type who is overly immersed in his own importance. usually a stoner who makes up idiotic words to make himself feel better about his existence. for some reason he also stalks others and takes their picture for fear of forgetting them as soon as he is sober. extremely irritating and is a menace to society.
Artur is such a Power-Bag...he is after spending all his money on weed so now he is scabbing cigarettes off everyone while firing out insults.
by Amaterasoo March 7, 2011
Get the Power-Bagmug. by nutbluff August 17, 2014
Get the Power Glovemug.