poaching

when some complete nublet on an FPS like cod4 waits to see red dots on the map then runs there like a madman to wipe out the two or more people fighting because they have decreased each others health easy shit kill for nubs!!!

"oh look red dots run!!!"
"haha poached em both i pwn!!"
no you fucking dont!!poaching is for nubs

by gurner December 15, 2008

poaching

When a highschool student goes after a person who is in junior high or below. Also known as robbing the cradle.

Mauro: "I was totally poaching my cousin's hot girlfriend"
AJ: "Dude, she in 8th grade and your 17..."
Mauro: "But shes hot"
AJ: "Get a life, at least wait till the graduate..."
Ms. Silva "Both of you guys need to get a life"

by DeadlySnyper May 24, 2009

ponch

To aggitate in liquid with a stick/spoon/other implement.

"I just need to ponch this tea bag a bit more to get a nice strong brew."

"My gran never had a washing machine. She used to have to ponch all her clothes."

by Jennifer Straw November 10, 2006

poached egg

n. When you put a soft boiled egg up somebody's ass, and then they are fucked in the ass until the egg breaks. The resulting eggy santorum must be felched.

I gave that fat bitch a poached egg for breakfast.

by gooberbeans May 11, 2011

poacher

an older well-to-do man who picks up younger women, much like a woman who is a cougar picks up younger men

If you are looking for girls who were born the same year you graduated from high school, you are a poacher.

by poachasaurus August 25, 2008

pocho

Pocho is a slang term referring to someone of Portuguese decent.

This term is popular in Hawaii.

hey brah, there goes one pocho

by stixave August 29, 2007

poached

verb: drunk, usually meaning more than a little bit drunk.

"I got so poached last night."

by wee_jambo_lou January 9, 2006