by Andy le Brocq/Xander Flatt February 17, 2005
Get the popstrosity mug.1) One who lacks intelligence and serves humanity mainly as a skin filler.
2) No real nutritional/intellectual value
2) No real nutritional/intellectual value
"He's cute, but when he started talking, it was clear he was a total poptart."
"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."
"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."
by Woobie2 May 19, 2009
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n. a person who is incapable of popping popcorn without it burning
adj. can be used to describe someone who has just failed at making popcorn- poptarded
adj. can be used to describe someone who has just failed at making popcorn- poptarded
James: Ugh, Sam is such a poptard. The whole place smells like burnt popcorn
Jack: Yo, why'd you burn the popcorn? You're totally poptarded.
Jack: Yo, why'd you burn the popcorn? You're totally poptarded.
by don'tyaknow2011 October 27, 2011
Get the Poptard mug.A person, who lacks a basic understanding of popular culture.
Typically poptards are characterized by an lack of understanding or misunderstanding of all referential humor. This can ultimately alienate that person when outside his or her immediate friend group as the poptard lacks essential knowledge which can help them feign mutual interests when dating; this can be a serious problem unless of course the poptard is extremely good looking in which case everyone will pretends not to notice.
Typically poptards are characterized by an lack of understanding or misunderstanding of all referential humor. This can ultimately alienate that person when outside his or her immediate friend group as the poptard lacks essential knowledge which can help them feign mutual interests when dating; this can be a serious problem unless of course the poptard is extremely good looking in which case everyone will pretends not to notice.
Guy: Wait, so you're telling me you've never seen any of the Star Wars films.
Girl: Yeah, I didn't have a TV at home when I was growing up.
Guy: That's crazy; so if I said "These aren't the droids your looking for" that has no meaning to you. You're a total poptard.
Girl: It's cool, I've seen the Family Guy versions now so I think I get it.
Guy: I've got a bad feeling about this...
Girl: Yeah, I didn't have a TV at home when I was growing up.
Guy: That's crazy; so if I said "These aren't the droids your looking for" that has no meaning to you. You're a total poptard.
Girl: It's cool, I've seen the Family Guy versions now so I think I get it.
Guy: I've got a bad feeling about this...
by stax roth November 17, 2011
Get the Poptard mug.A Dominican slang word for vagina, typically used when it's referring to a little girl's private part but it can be said to young ladies too if they don't mind.
Mom: you don't even know how to wash your popita right and you already thinking about boyfriends...
Daughter: ma, I'm 16 already stop treating me like a baby.
Daughter: ma, I'm 16 already stop treating me like a baby.
by Talktomenice August 19, 2018
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Get the Hairy Poptart mug.When a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall.
Whoa did you see Tina?
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!
She totally postage stamped Todd to the wall!
Well he won't be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
Oh No!!!
by The post officer January 3, 2011
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