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Poontang

A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time.

Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.

Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.

Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.

Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
by Malcom Hex March 30, 2021
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PoonTangHowie

That one friend who’s 1% Mexican and loves to fight street cones.
Oh boy here PoonTangHowie goes again... better watch out.
by QuaaludeKing June 5, 2021
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Poonanica

When you mistake ur vagina as a penis
Bro I just pulled a poonanica u have a penis
by Clark McIntosh July 26, 2021
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Poontang Boomerang

Descriptive name given to a man's severely curved member.
"She was more than intrigued by the shape of my Johnson. Told you Dude, it's a Poontang Boomerang!"
by BigBS67 December 15, 2021
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poonaner

what eric cartman says instead of vagina or pussy in the episode of south park "scott tenorman must die"
"scott, scott! courtney love is in south park! shes all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody! you gotta go check it out! i'll watch your house for ya!"
by felixkrankenssock February 6, 2022
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Poonanidoopalhpolas

A male who defines himself as a legitimate cock inhaler(people named nic). Some people take as far an occupation
Yo bro this morning I woke up feeling very Poonanidoopalhpolas!
by Tyrone Floyd April 10, 2022
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Poonanidoopalhpolas

A male who defines himself a true legitimate cock inhaler. (People named nick) could be taken as far as a full time occupation!
I woke up this gay morning,, feeing very Poonanidoopalhpolas!
by Tyrone Floyd April 10, 2022
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