puddle

Puddle can refer to taking a large quantity of liquid LSD. Instead of the normal one or two drops, a cupped hand is filled with acid and drank by the experiencer.

I got puddled last night, and I'm still tirpping.

by DementedOne June 11, 2006

paddle

A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.

We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.

Ya dude that would be totally badass.

by Swat23 July 21, 2008

doggy paddle

To paddle like a dog.

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

cum puddle

Puddle of Cum on the floor.

Anuj was found in a puddle of cum.

by G-Wiggy March 18, 2005

Poke The Poodle

the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.

Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"

by Bangboy December 29, 2009

poodlepumper

A person who enjoys have sex with dogs, specifically poodles (both toy poodles and otherwise).

Bob is pretty fucked up, I think he is a poodlepumper.

by AlexD January 28, 2005

Poodle Fisting

Holding your arm up and out like a Black Panther member.

Al "Nobody ever listens to our demands."

Jonny "Lets go poodle fisting down 5th street."

by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012