sweetest plumb

Absolutely level on a wall.. Aka God in Masonic terms. Perpendicular to level on any plane connected to it.

Tony the tiler was always searching for it in vertical concrete walls. The map to the grail. Level off the wall, sweetest plumb.
Bob the Glazier saw God once in his protégé Pat the future Mason's shower.
He measured twice and said I can't believe it perfectly plumb. Omg I get to cut a glass door square once for Gods sake.

by Tonythetiler January 29, 2022

a prize plum

Prize Plum refers to a foolish, idiotic person.

You are a prize plum

by Fluffypompom August 16, 2016

non-de-plume

a pen name (nom-de-plume) that people think is yours but actually isn't.

"Have you seen that Bob Jones guy's new book? I think that it's actually written by Fred McDougal."
"No bro, that's not his book. You're assuming a non-de-plume"

by the rogue dictatorian January 3, 2018

strumming while doing the plumbing

When you or your girl rub the clit during penetration.

I was giving it to her good and then start strumming while doing the plumbing, that really got her going!

by Flushfacker May 4, 2018

Thumb in the plum

While having Doggystyle sex with your significant other you place your thumb in her asshole. There for placing "The Thumb in the Plum."

Jill was riding my ass all day about the chores I hadn't gotten to yet, so when we had sex later that night I put "The thumb in the plum."

by Broadway Harmier December 24, 2021

plum smuggler

Tight shorts in general on males. So tight that testicles are bulging in the crotch. It gives the appearance as if the wearer is smuggling plums in his shorts. Hence the name "Plum smugglers". These shorts are often worn by American tourists abroad.

"Damn, how can you fit your balls in those plum smugglers?"

American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).

Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.

by DizzleOC April 10, 2008

The Plumber

When a friend, partner or acquaintance plugs your anus with their fist when you have an extreme case of diarrhea, thus stopping the leak. If done incorrectly, the excrement will run down the partner's arm.

Ex 1: Bob: Aww man, I've got anal leakage again. Time to call the plumber

Joe: ... What the fuck is wrong with you?

Ex 2: Maria! Your crappy Mexican food gave me an assquake!

Give me the good old plumber!

by Mr. Normous November 8, 2011